FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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