so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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