And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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