I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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