you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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