Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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