Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I would ride that face into the sunset
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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