Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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