I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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