So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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