That's intense
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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