So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize
