everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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