Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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