is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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