my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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