I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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