Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She bit a glass in half.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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