Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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