Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
