On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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