he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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