OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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