i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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