Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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