Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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