Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just googled if crying burns calories
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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