somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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