Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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