U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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