Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
