your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
