her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Did I show you my penis last night?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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