I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You're a waste of cheezeits
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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