That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
he had hair everywhere except his balls
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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