i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
How's work?
Spinning.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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