i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
My ass is underappreciated
After tacos, we're chasing women.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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