The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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