matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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