BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
two words: eviction party
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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