she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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