belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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