my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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