Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
wrigley field is MILF paradise
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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