Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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