Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
What a dumb baby whore.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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