why didn't you poke me back
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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