I feel like I'm in dance class right now
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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