Got a toothbrush?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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