He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It's official drugs can't kill me
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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