Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I currently don't understand fingers.
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