If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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