Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm bleeding and have questions
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
