quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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