We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
