I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I have fence marks all over my body
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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